9th Jan '12
ask the man from uncle scoot.........
well, a couple of interesting 'problems' this week.
First we have a rather persistent problem from a rather persistent R.Van Wankle.I won't go into the gory details ,but mister R.V.W. wears incontinence pants while surfing and is having trouble obtaining wetsuits that will accomodate his pissy/pooey ,padded pants.......well, obviously i went straight to the horse's mouth and contacted Malcolm Ball ,M.D of snugg wetsuits...evidently its a rather common problem in cornwall.So if you don't mind coming into the shop on saturday we can measure you up,... over and around them...
The next problem is from a chap called William.
William writes 'dear uncle scoot,I work in retail and since christmas things have quietened down abit and so i find my self daydreaming for hours on end about long moroccan point breaks.It doesn't bother me, but my boss is getting a bit agitated by me achieving nothing throughout the whole working day'
well young william, or can I call you 'will'...i myself am often in the same situation ,though dreaming about concertinas,sailor suits and french polish, not morrocco.I find the trick is to set yourself small,managable targets interspersed with hard, physical activity, try to keep abreast of 'the boss's' movements and if all else fails twiddle one's facial hair whilst looking thoughtfully constructive......
to book an appointment at next monday's 'surgery' email your problem to info@gulfstreamsurfboards.co.uk......
well, a couple of interesting 'problems' this week.
First we have a rather persistent problem from a rather persistent R.Van Wankle.I won't go into the gory details ,but mister R.V.W. wears incontinence pants while surfing and is having trouble obtaining wetsuits that will accomodate his pissy/pooey ,padded pants.......well, obviously i went straight to the horse's mouth and contacted Malcolm Ball ,M.D of snugg wetsuits...evidently its a rather common problem in cornwall.So if you don't mind coming into the shop on saturday we can measure you up,... over and around them...
The next problem is from a chap called William.
William writes 'dear uncle scoot,I work in retail and since christmas things have quietened down abit and so i find my self daydreaming for hours on end about long moroccan point breaks.It doesn't bother me, but my boss is getting a bit agitated by me achieving nothing throughout the whole working day'
well young william, or can I call you 'will'...i myself am often in the same situation ,though dreaming about concertinas,sailor suits and french polish, not morrocco.I find the trick is to set yourself small,managable targets interspersed with hard, physical activity, try to keep abreast of 'the boss's' movements and if all else fails twiddle one's facial hair whilst looking thoughtfully constructive......
to book an appointment at next monday's 'surgery' email your problem to info@gulfstreamsurfboards.co.uk......
William
11th Jan '12
Uncle Scoot, thank you so much for your advice. I have found the last day or so much more interesting as a colleague of mine gave my boss a magazine, 'Business Breakthroughs', titled 'Why your web designer is destroying your business'. As you can imagine my days have since flown by...
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