24th Dec '11
ask great uncle scoot......
with monday the 26th being a bank holiday and uncle scoot off to foreign climes (cornwall..) spending his christmas bonus....(I wish...)...the next surgery will be on monday the 2nd of january,officially the most depressing day of the year.So at least I'm offering a little light at the end of the tunnel and a few of your most pressing problems to be sorted.Subjects on the clinic list include:
figure of 8 cutbacks
avoiding vets bills....(thanks tom, I mean Jerome!)
living with short arms,
another update on knowle's most famous testicles
and any other christmas calamity that crops up,
'Seasonal Cheer' to everyone, I hope you're going to get as pissed up as I am over the next few days (softened with a few token 'walks')and see you all in the new year.....
with monday the 26th being a bank holiday and uncle scoot off to foreign climes (cornwall..) spending his christmas bonus....(I wish...)...the next surgery will be on monday the 2nd of january,officially the most depressing day of the year.So at least I'm offering a little light at the end of the tunnel and a few of your most pressing problems to be sorted.Subjects on the clinic list include:
figure of 8 cutbacks
avoiding vets bills....(thanks tom, I mean Jerome!)
living with short arms,
another update on knowle's most famous testicles
and any other christmas calamity that crops up,
'Seasonal Cheer' to everyone, I hope you're going to get as pissed up as I am over the next few days (softened with a few token 'walks')and see you all in the new year.....
Rip Van Wankle(r)
28th Dec '11
Dear Great Uncle Scoot
Some advice for an aged surfer please. I started in the days when boards were long & heavy and girls wore 'harvest festival drawers': for all the heathens who read your blog that's a take on the hymn ("all is safely gathered in"). My problem is: where can I get a wet suit to wear over my incontinence pants? You might say don't wear any, just let the pee act as central heating, as all surfers do, even the females, though they won't admit it. No, its the other unmentionable by-products that pose the problem. Friday night's takeaway Vindaloo can be a major worry in the line-up on a Saturday morning for example, so the incontinence pants are an essential part of my kit. I do hope you can help. Rumour has it that you are no 'spring chicken' yourself, so you may suffer from similar problems as me.
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