11th Nov '11
what's hot and what ain't.....
HOT..........
Burger smuggling:
due to the availability of rather substandard burgers(see last week),
at the weekend I attempted the dangerous and most definitely illegal pastime of burger smuggling at an organized firework event....The bloke on the gate definitely gave me "the I can see you're up to something" look and i think, had i been a girl he would have stripped searched me on the spot.(unfortunatly he didn't....)So,despite a small relish leak,I managed to ,smuggly enjoy luxury burgers,much to the envy of the rest of the law abiding crowd...
Giraffes:
with 40% (2 out of 5) of the gulfstream team being under 5 feet 4 ,although not my favourite animal from an aesthetic perspective , the giraffe is bloody useful to have around when requiring the fetching of various items from high shelves....
Cotty:
at nazare last week he towed the GMAC into possibly the biggest wave ever ridden(see world media!)....bloody big gingery/blond legend.....
The fastback:
gulfstream's new, wide shortboard.Its a marrying of two favourite templates with a low rocker and a bit of chunk ...Jools shaped me a 5 11 a couple of weeks ago ,which I've been riding all this week in waves from 2 to 5 feet.Now I'm pretty old(in fact 43 yesterday),i've spent or wasted (in the words of my mother) most of my life surfing and messing about in the sea,and consequently over the years I've owned and ridden alot of boards ,shaped by quite a few of the 'best' shapers in the world.The joy of custom surfboards is that sometimes everything comes together and you get a 'magic' board...My new custom fastback is exceptional, a truly,magic board ,so what can I say but 'thank you julian'...............
NOT........
dufflecoats:
unless you're 8 or paddington bear, leave well alone....
Gabriel Medina:
Is he ruining pro surfing?....or am I just getting old?.......
The death of Sir Jimmy Savile:
a slightly eccentric chap(see 3 weeks ago ) with a heart of gold lame(sorry my keyboard doesn't seem to have an acute accent for the e in lame).Jim fixed it for me as a 10 year old boy to spend a fun filled day of naval seamen at devonport dockyard.He did a great deal for charity, and always had a smile and a 'now then,now then,guys and gals' for everybody.The legend has been buried at an angle of 45 degrees in scarborough cemetery, so that he always has a seaview...
europe:
Is the euro about to go down la toilette
HOT..........
Burger smuggling:
due to the availability of rather substandard burgers(see last week),
at the weekend I attempted the dangerous and most definitely illegal pastime of burger smuggling at an organized firework event....The bloke on the gate definitely gave me "the I can see you're up to something" look and i think, had i been a girl he would have stripped searched me on the spot.(unfortunatly he didn't....)So,despite a small relish leak,I managed to ,smuggly enjoy luxury burgers,much to the envy of the rest of the law abiding crowd...
Giraffes:
with 40% (2 out of 5) of the gulfstream team being under 5 feet 4 ,although not my favourite animal from an aesthetic perspective , the giraffe is bloody useful to have around when requiring the fetching of various items from high shelves....
Cotty:
at nazare last week he towed the GMAC into possibly the biggest wave ever ridden(see world media!)....bloody big gingery/blond legend.....
The fastback:
gulfstream's new, wide shortboard.Its a marrying of two favourite templates with a low rocker and a bit of chunk ...Jools shaped me a 5 11 a couple of weeks ago ,which I've been riding all this week in waves from 2 to 5 feet.Now I'm pretty old(in fact 43 yesterday),i've spent or wasted (in the words of my mother) most of my life surfing and messing about in the sea,and consequently over the years I've owned and ridden alot of boards ,shaped by quite a few of the 'best' shapers in the world.The joy of custom surfboards is that sometimes everything comes together and you get a 'magic' board...My new custom fastback is exceptional, a truly,magic board ,so what can I say but 'thank you julian'...............
NOT........
dufflecoats:
unless you're 8 or paddington bear, leave well alone....
Gabriel Medina:
Is he ruining pro surfing?....or am I just getting old?.......
The death of Sir Jimmy Savile:
a slightly eccentric chap(see 3 weeks ago ) with a heart of gold lame(sorry my keyboard doesn't seem to have an acute accent for the e in lame).Jim fixed it for me as a 10 year old boy to spend a fun filled day of naval seamen at devonport dockyard.He did a great deal for charity, and always had a smile and a 'now then,now then,guys and gals' for everybody.The legend has been buried at an angle of 45 degrees in scarborough cemetery, so that he always has a seaview...
europe:
Is the euro about to go down la toilette
slipping the wet
14th Nov '11
''Is the euro about to go down la toilette?''
Please confirm to me that you refering to the Slagboard Gongtest in Italy----------------------------I mean you always talk in riddles and I do not understand what you young people are talking about
a good egg
11th Nov '11
dear uncle skello, where do you stand on alloy wheels? please advise. the fate of a marriage could depend on it.
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