what's hot and what's not......

HOT....

kelly slater:
congratulations old bean...11 times world champ!
pintails:
Does anything honestly feel better than pushing hard off the bottom on a long pintail semi-gun?

humble pie:
personally i prefer steak and ale pie...but just occasionally getting smashed up by mother ocean is actually a rather cathartic feeling...

autumn swells:
what a week.......real waves on narrow boards..yahoo!.....Pintails available(see above) in all lengths...order one now!!!

the C.R.S:
the french riot police threatened to strike last week after bosses decided to ban them from drinking on the job.....This elite french force have traditionally been allowed 25 cl of wine (that's nearly half a pint!) or a beer with their lunch.....No wonder no one messes with them....especially in the afternoons......

NOT
lynmouth:
probably the most crowded lefthander in the world........

bad burgers:
I love guy fawkes night...........the smell of gunpowder, bonfires and burgers.But its a sinking feeling biting into a burger at an organised firework event and tasting something that wouldn't even make a supermarket value range.....

sideburns:
so last week....after 10 days of cultivating mine ,I'm now getting so much abuse that ,despite my thick skin , they're coming off.....maybe....

holidays:
coming back to work after a couple weeks to find that your collegue has forgotten the ancient english art of cleaning.......