Uncle Skello's 'What's Hot and What's Not'

WHATS HOT

1) Discipline - There can be no freedom without discipline.
2) Saunton - Probably the world's slowest, most crowded wave. More dangerous than pipeline....but so much fun....
3) Bellyboarding - Childhood joy....
4) Mustard - A fine accompaniment to my old favourite ham, egg and chips (see two weeks ago) and the colour to be seen in, in North Devon this Autumn.

WHATS NOT

1) Trick or Treat - Another stupid thing to sail (see last week) to our shores from the states.....grumble, moan, grumble.
2) Northwesterly Winds - Of no use to man nor beast...
3) North Devon Bakeries - Its a big, personal disappointment to me that i have to drive to Camelford to get a decent pasty (Devon Maids...the steak and swede)
4) Getting Older - Its no fun but unfortunately inevitable. My friend James, a fine chap, hits 40 at the end of this week and I swear is catching me up, looking older and getting slower every time I see him!....