Uncle Skello's 'Whats Hot and Whats Not'

WHATS HOT?

1) Bruce Forsyth - He's back on Saturday night prime time T.V....a dancing legend.
2) Josh Kerr - Tearing the WCT apart. A genuine contender next year?
3) Round house cutbacks - No on still does them as well as Pottz did in the early eigthies...full figure of 8 at full speed.
4) Home made stuff - Anything; a cake, a lasagne, a boat, a house...nothing can beat that sense of achievement.
5) The name Julian - it can be shortened to lots of cool names like Jools, Jules or Joolz....

WHATS NOT

1) The name Will - Its a shortened version of Willy, and no one likes a short Willy
2) Wind Turbines - 21 massive structures on Fullabrook Down went ahead. This week we are facing the very real prospect of Atlantic Array...Upto 400 turbines off the coast of Woolacombe THIS side of Lundy....Make sure you know the facts
3) Courtney Lawes - Cited and banned for 2 matches...England's best forward not playing against Georgia and Romania, but back for Scotland...Step in Shawsie
4) Carbohydrate - Over rated...stick to meat and salad, and lets see those abs again
5) Lists - Its a waste of time writing them and an even bigger waste of time reading them