what's hot rugby special........

after a great english victory at murrayfield this saturday, i thought this weeks hot/not would be the english rugby team............

dan cole:solid scrummaging from rick yeo's long lost cousin...7/10

dylan hartley:as abrasive as a piece of 60 grit...shame his lineout throwing was like an 8 year old girl in the school playground.6/10

alex corbisiero:our yankee import had a 'nice day' containing 'the i don't play on a sunday' scottish christian.7/10

tom palmer:ugly enough to eat his own children.Unfortunately put in a less than scarey performance.5/10

mouritz botha:aggressive ,abrasive and typically south african.7/10

tom croft:fast,involved and tall..the giraffe of the team.7/10

phil dowson:too small,too light and too soft...back to the saxons please.4/10

chris robshaw:niggly,committed and led from the front.8/10

ben youngs:still doesn't look like his old/young self.7/10

sir charles:some delightful touches from the old man.7/10

dave strettle:even my nan was faster than cueto, strettle is considerably faster than her.....7/10

owen farrell: mini faz big plums.8/10

brad barritt:unbelievable defence..typically south african.8/10

chris ashton:old banjo had his wings clipped in nz needs to start loving himself again.6/10

ben foden:huge effort by the boyfriend of a famous popstar..one of the first names now on the teamsheet.8/10