ask uncle scoot: INTERNATIONAL EDITION

'allo,good evening and bien venue to the clinic.

This week we have 2 'international' queries;one from wales ,a small country just north west of bristol, and the other one from geordieland, a small country along way north east of bristol..........



firstly lets deal with Ian from cardiff.He's taken my advice and to keep himself in shape during the winter he's doing the infamous..'give me 20 press ups every time you pee' training regime from neil clifton's first training manual .....

unfortunately Ian's getting covered in pee.The answer is simple ian; pee first then do the exercises.....urinating whilst training is a whole different matter and will be dealt with later in the year when we delve into clifton's advanced manual.......



the second query is from 'marc' from newcastle.Marc ,despite having a few week old baby and having not worked for over a month has just put a deposit on a 6 8 pintail......

he's worried that when his girlfriend finds out it'll be less 'whey aye man' and more of a swift jab to the goolies....

well marc, here are a couple of plausible excuses for you ...

1. there ain't no way your new son is going to want his dad 'under
gunned' the next time croyde is 6-8 ft and firing......


2. i believe you obtained the deposit by selling a second hand board to a jesus loving christian....so perhaps look at it as payback from 'the hand of god' for maradonna's little shilton tussle in '86.............


to book an 'appointment' at next monday's surgery email your problem to info@gulfstreamsurfboards.co.uk